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1. Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!

Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!

2. Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle, but takes it directly to Shewag.

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Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.

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